I never run voluntarily so if you see me running you should start running too because something is coming.
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And that’s the thing about people who mean everything they say. They think everyone else does too.
I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn’t.
i don’t like fantasy books where someone is like ‘but i don’t want to be king!’ and their gandalf-figure says ‘ahhh… but that makes you Super Qualified’ listen putting people in positions of leadership simply because their heart is pure is no way to run an empire!!! i would rather stick with someone who was kind of evil but knew how to run the national health service, not Michael the Virtuous who is really aces at slaying dragons but a bit rubbish when it comes to international trading partners, thankyouverymuch.
my favorite jokes
- when people pretend people wearing camo are invisible
- calling random animals “weird looking dogs”
- trolling beetles fans
- severely overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
- severely underestimating the size of something (you could fit five whole cars in space probably)
- Seeing a shocking image and exclaiming disbelief at minor background details around shocking image
- Everyone is in on a joke
incredibly inappropriate units or lack thereof (twelve sand, forty-five mph of cell phones)
shout out to bob morley who lost his voice and strained his neck during the hanging scene
shout out to bob morley who fractured his hand in another scene but kept going
shout out to bob morley who had to walk out during lincoln’s torture scene, but ultimately still finished it
shout out to bob morley who constantly adds or revises lines and scenes to better fit his character because he understands bellamy better than anyone and he wants to do him, and the show, justice
shout out to bob morley who took the time to sit and talk with other actors so he could try to make his character’s actions more understandable, even with the badly written material he had to work with
shout out to bob morley who remembers and defends his character’s fridged girlfriend, who was only alive for two episodes
shout out to bob morley who promotes mental health awareness and charities and speaks freely about his own
shout out to bob morley who calls out racist fans eloquently and succinctly even when he gets attacked for it
shout out to bob morley who had to watch the man he thinks of as a brother, get bullied by their boss and eventually leave the show completely
and shout out to bob morley who headcanons bellamy blake as 6 feet tall
Think magic doesn’t exist? Watch a bookworm try to fit ‘just one more’ book on a shelf.
the best experience working in customer service that i ever had was when i worked at building 19 and they were going out of business. they got to a point where all sales were final and this rude asshole came in throwing a fit bc she couldn’t return some 25$ thing, and i was just in a state of total don’t-give-a-fuck and so was the store manager so i’m talking complete immunity to do and say whatever i wanted. so i told this lady i’d be more willing to help her if she’d drop the attitude and quit being so rude to me and she looked so -shocked-. then she started ranting about losing out on 25$ and i was like “i’m sorry you’re out 25 dollars but next week i’ll be out of a job, so i don’t actually care,” and the look on her face allowed me to ascend to a higher plane of existence. and that was my favorite day of work ever.
the dream.
The most dramatic moment during my Camp Counseling career at an all girls camp was when a girl got a letter from a friend saying that Zac Efron had died and one of her bunkmates ran out of the cabin and shouted “ZAC EFRON IS DEAD!!!!!” and the camp immediately fell into chaos girls were crying in the middle of camp and running around spreading the news everyone was yelling and the counselors had to look up wether or not Zac Efron was dead (this is a wireless camp so the girls couldn’t access the internet and check for themselves) and then get out a megaphone and be like “ZAC EFRON IS NOT DEAD PLEASE REMAIN CALM” outside of all the cabins it was insanity.
You have this one life. How do you wanna spend it? Apologizing? Regretting? Questioning? Hating yourself? Dieting? Running after people who don’t see you? Be brave. Believe in yourself. Do what feels good. Take risks. You have this one life. Make yourself proud.


